The Toy of Toys

Forever :: Mugen むげん 無限. Bubble Wrap:: Puchi Puchi プチプチ Infinite Bubble Wrap :: 無限プチプチ

You know you want one! Watch the movie!

Just for You.

As Promised.

The question I asked myself was, “What are my three favorite YouTube videos?”

1. YouTube – The Happiest Monster :: A Cautionary Tale. They aren’t called monsters for nothing.
2. YouTube – Charlie : Candy Mountain :: Annoying.
3. YouTube – Darth Vader Feels Blue :: You are going to want your 87 seconds back.

Things.

Via Flickr.

A story about a caterpillar and a plant: agehacho vs. sansho. Hungry caterpillar 1 – 0 Good deed.

The main point of the story is, that my husband saw the smaller caterpillar far from the sansho tree and as an animal loving human he put the guy in our tree, knowing that this is the right food…

I guess, he underestimated the caterpillar’s stomach…

Then there is the アイスキューカンバー(aisu kyūkambā) = “ice cucumber” Pepsi boom in .JP: Photos Tagged with Ice Cucumber. My shot is here.

Getting Your Movie on in Japan.

Warner Mycal’s success story:

Warner Mycal opened Japan’s first multiplex in the Tokyo suburb of Ebina in 1993. Despite the partnership’s steady expansion over the years (by 1998 it had established 20 theaters nationwide), becoming the premier multiplex provider in Japan was a process burdened with not a few complications.

Their concession stands are pretty good. Warner Mycal is also a part of DCI. More on the actual technology of Cinema DLP here.

I am proud to say that I did not use a single wikipedia link.

For F1 Lovers Only.

Monaco GP Montage

40 years of passes, spins, shunts, and classic finishes.

F1 GRAND PRIX DE MONACO LES PLUS BELLES HEURES – racing-live

F1 GRAND PRIX DE MONACO LES PLUS BELLES HEURES – racing-live
Des années 70 aux années 2000, de Stewart à Schumacher, de Graham Hill à Senna en passant par Depailler, Hakkinen, Panis et bien d’autres, revivez en quelques minutes les plus belles heures du grand prix de formule 1 le plus attendu de l’année : MONACO

Keywords: f1 renault accident crash formule 1 ferrari hill monaco senna monte carlo prost stewart

Video from didier

RoW for the American Man. Chapter VII: On Being French.

On Being French: A Sample Conversation.

What follows is not a work of fiction:

• Frenchie: hi
• ME: *To answer or not to answer. I cannot resist.* hi.
• Frenchie: asl
• ME: *asl! WTF! That is so 20th Century IRC* you first.
• Frenchie: 30 m
• Frenchie: france
• Frenchie: u
• ME: 39, M, Tokyo.
• Frenchie: cam
• Frenchie: ?
• ME: *Oh, this is going to be interesting* yes. but not on Adium.
• Frenchie: ichat
• Frenchie: do u like sex online ?`
• ME: *Bold. Bold. Bold.* Explain ’sex online’.
• Frenchie: cam to cam
• ME: I have never done anything like that before. Why do you ask?
• Frenchie: put your cam
• ME: hmmm, I don’t know. You are male, yes?
• Frenchie: yes
• ME: why would I want to have ‘online sex’ with a man?
• Frenchie: try
• ME: *!!!!!!* You want me to have ‘online sex’ with you?
• Frenchie: if you want…
• ME: *Wait a minute, I didn’t suggest any of this. trying to trick me. Crafty Frenchie.* I don’t know. What do you do?
• Frenchie: masturbing
• ME: *Oh, I gotta blog this. How can I not?!* I see. Do you do this often?
• Frenchie: often ?
• ME: Do you have online sex many times?
• Frenchie: no
• Frenchie: i have do this 2 time
• Frenchie: it’s new
• Frenchie: i like…
• ME: Well, if you were a woman, I might have said, “Yes.”
• Frenchie: try..
• Frenchie: u don’t know
• Frenchie: u want or not ?
• ME: I’m sorry, I cannot.
• ME: are you really French?
• Frenchie: bye.

To be truly French, the only other thing you need to understand is this, “There’s arrogance, breathtaking arrogance, and then there’s the French.”

Anyone up for online sex?

More YouTube Goodness.

Dr. Miracles.

Old Dirty Conservatory. NSFW, but funny as hell:

• The Dr. Miracles Origins Episode: Dr. Miracle discovers that his semen has the power to cure cancer.
• Dr. Miracles Saves POTUS: The President’s bones dilate.
• Dr. Miracles has to deal with two sticky social issues and the dreaded disease Hook Snake. (Oh, this one is really wrong. It touches on several sensitive topics.)
• Dr. Miracles EXPERIENCES prison.

The Idiot Box.

Facetious descriptions?

My take on the shows I watch:

• Invasion:
  

  A show written by a bunch of people suffering from Alzheimer’s disease. Fired.

• Prison Break:

  Prison Break is the kind of story you get from a group of 10 or 12-year olds. Kid A, “Yeah, let’s have him drill a hole in the wall with an egg beater! I mean, he is super smart and knows how to do things like that!” Kid B, “Okay! And then…”

  NOTE: I enjoy Prison Break.

• Battlestar Galactica:

  Donatien Alphonse François, marquis de Sade. “Oh, you are attached to that character emotionally? Well, how do you like it when we destroy the character’s life? Does it hurt? Are you going to watch next week? Of course you are. You know you like it.”

• LOST:

  LOST is that hot chick next door who never puts out. You know, she calls you up and says, “Look out your window,” and proceeds to do a little strip tease act all for you. So you, being a guy, figure you should try to go over and score. Alas, you arrive at her door and she is wearing a granny dress. “Hi. What are you doing here,” she asks. Total tease. PUT OUT YOU BITCH!

• 24:

  Imagine travelling across the U.S. in a VW Beetle being driven at break-neck speeds by a drunk Kimi Matias Räikkönen (F1 driver). From the back seat Hunter S. Thompson, Robert Anton Wilson, and Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. tell you a story. The trip will change your life.

  If you live.

Now, GO WATCH TV!

Creative Use of Time.

The Power of Flickr Sets.

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My favorites:

• NSFW: Boobies in the workplace. Bad ju-ju.
• NOOB: We all have that friend or relative stuck in the early 20th Century.
• RTFM: A majority of all software issues can be solved by a) using cmd + shift + ? [Help], b) reading the READ ME!, or c) just looking at the apps preference settings. Really simple stuff here.

Comments

What viewers had to say about a few of the photos:

• Old School.
• Needs More Tubes.
• Using a Mac.
• What is w00t?: There are many answers to this question.
  • Wow loot
  • Gained Root Access: Personally, I like this one.
  • We Owned (the) Other Team
• Just Made Special…: Oh, gotta use this at work as soon as possible.
• he needs love…: Yes, yes he does.
• I’d be OMFG too!!

Everyone, thank DDA for this find.

“What is Real?”

The Matrix.

So, this guy in Sydney grabbed his camera, found the locations from scenes in the Matrix, photographed them, and then posted the pictures on flickr. Here they are: Sydney Matrix Locations.

“What is Real?”

The Matrix.

So, this guy in Sydney grabbed his camera, found the locations from scenes in the Matrix, photographed them, and then posted the pictures on flickr. Here they are: Sydney Matrix Locations.